Washington, D.C., December 24, 2024 — Celebrate the holidays with a patriotic twist as this parody outlines 12 bold moves to restore America’s constitutional foundation. From exposing corruption to securing freedoms, this festive rendition highlights the principles that make America great.
On my first day in office, here’s what I’ll decree.
Tom Homan and Kristi Noem secure the border for thee.
(Border Czar :Tom Homan and DHS Security: Kristi Noem)
On my second day in office, energy we instill.
Chris Wright will drill, baby, drill!
(Secretary of Energy: Chris Wright)
On my third day in office, I’m rooting out the spies.
John Ratcliffe cleans up the CIA’s ties,
And charges those who spread the lies.
(CIA Director: John Ratcliffe)
On my fourth day in office, I’m bringing back what’s right.
Linda McMahon brings patriots’ books to light,
And removes CRT from classrooms outright.
(Secretary of Education: Linda McMahon)
On my fifth day in office, I’m taking back the reins.
Tulsi Gabbard exposes seven shadowy chains.
(Director of National Intelligence: Tulsi Gabbard)
On my sixth day in office, I’m cutting all the waste.
Musk and Ramaswamy streamline budgets with haste.
(Co-Commissioners of D.O.G.E.: Elon Musk & Vivek Ramaswamy)
On my seventh day in office, I’m standing up for you.
Pete Hegseth removes DEI and trans women too.
(Secretary of Defense: Pete Hegseth)
On my eighth day in office, Pam Bondi takes her stand.
Prosecuting ten corrupt blights across the land.
(Attorney General: Pam Bondi)
On my ninth day in office, I’m taking back our health.
RFK Jr. uncovers Big Food and Pharma’s stealth.
(Secretary of Health and Human Services: Robert F. Kennedy Jr.)
On my tenth day in office, the truth’s what we begin.
Karoline Leavitt fights corrupt news from within.
(White House Press Secretary: Karoline Leavitt)
On my eleventh day in office, I’m exposing all the lies.
Doctors Jay and Marty fight Fauci the fraud’s guise.
(NIH Director: Jay Bhattacharya & FDA Commissioner: Marty Makary)
On my twelfth day in office, I hold the traitors to task.
Kash Patel tears down the lies behind their corrupted mask.
(FBI Director: Kash Patel)
But the very first act I’ll do as President, is free the J6 Hostages from DC’s tyranny!
Credits:
Lyrics by: AI Rik & ChatGPT
Music by: Christmas Songs & Carols - christmassongsandcarols.com
Performed by: DJ 'T' (AI Trump)
Published by: TrumpRap.com
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'Weather Weapons: The Storm They Control'
https://youtu.be/kX4nJNbDXPo
Trump Rally Tribute Song - "For Corey: Return to Butler"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd2wg0X82Mk
Trump’s "Never Surrender: Elites' Role in the Assassination Threat"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckJla7p9QJA&t=20s
Fact-Check Freestyle : Trump Exposes Kamala’s Debate Lies (Featuring DJ 'T')
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoCp7nWn8Fg
325,000 MIGRANT KIDS MISSING: Trump Demands Answers! (Rap Song by DJ 'T')
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otcjMbTNWlU
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