D.C. (Dist. of Criminals), July 1, 2025 — Reporting live from the White House lawn, Fox News correspondent Peter Doocy confirmed that President Trump is moving full steam ahead with what’s being dubbed “Alligator Alcatraz,” a massive detention facility in the Florida Everglades designed to hold thousands of high-risk illegal immigrants and criminal detainees—surrounded, quite literally, by alligators.
“Alligators can actually run pretty fast, up to 35 miles an hour,” Doocy began. “Not for long, but long enough to be a problem for an escapee.” Moments before President Trump boarded Marine One for his trip to the new facility, Doocy asked him directly about the concept. Trump responded, “I guess that’s the concept. This is not a nice business… We’re gonna teach them how to run away from an alligator. Don’t run in a straight line—run like this. Your chances go up about 1%.”
The Department of Homeland Security has already embraced the theme, posting an image of real alligators wearing ICE hats to their official page on X (formerly Twitter). Legal challenges have emerged quickly, with groups like Friends of the Everglades and the Center for Biological Diversity filing suit. Their claim? The plan is “not only cruel” but “threatens the Everglades ecosystem that taxpayers have spent billions to protect.”
But Trump officials are brushing off the criticism. “Look,” said one source, “when you have illegal murderers, rapists, and heinous criminals in detention, yeah—we think alligators help deter escape attempts.”
The prison, situated on a 1968-era abandoned airfield, is no small experiment. “You’ve got 39 square miles of swamp,” Doocy explained. “You’ve got one road in, and only one way out—a deportation flight. There’s a 10,500-foot runway, 5,000 beds, and the entire area is completely surrounded by Everglades.”
Speaking on location, a Trump administration official added, “It’s a pretty cool site. A lot of concrete. We’ve been trying to think about what to do with it for years, and President Trump gave us the idea. He’s always liked the idea of reopening the original Alcatraz, but this might be better. There’s nowhere to go. Nowhere to hide.”
Detainees may start arriving as soon as today, and the funds used for this facility were reportedly diverted from migrant hotel placements in New York City. “It’s efficient. It’s effective. And it sends a message,” said one DHS official.
As for Trump, he seemed pleased by the unconventional deterrent strategy. “Alligators and snakes—this is not a nice business. But it works.”
Peter Doocy Reports: ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ Opens with 5,000 Beds, One Road Out, and Gators on Patrol
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Washington, D.C. (District of Criminals), December 15, 2025 — During an exchange with reporters in the Oval Office today, President Donald Trump was asked whether he stood by a Truth Social post made after the murder of filmmaker and political activist Rob Reiner, a question that prompted a blunt and combative response.
A reporter pressed the president, noting that several Republicans had denounced his post and asking whether he would walk it back. Trump declined to do so, making clear he harbored no sympathy for Reiner’s political legacy. “Well, I wasn’t a fan of his at all,” Trump said. “He was a deranged person, as far as I’m concerned.”
Trump went on to accuse Reiner of being a central figure in promoting what he again referred to as the “Russia hoax,” rejecting longstanding claims that he was controlled by or friendly with Russia. “He said he knew it was false. In fact, it was the exact opposite,” Trump said. “He was one of the people behind it.”
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NYC, December 11, 2025 — This montage captures the surreal moment Fox News delivered a coordinated, name-avoiding takedown of Candace Owens — blasting her, mocking anyone who questions the official FBI narrative, and defending Turning Point USA leadership with a level of emotional aggression normally reserved for political opponents. Fox refused to utter Owens’ name, yet every segment targeted her directly.
The video opens with Candace Owens pointing out the obvious: anyone asking basic questions is suddenly branded “evil.” She highlights the bizarre shift in tone, quoting a top viewer comment: “They want us to believe Charlie’s neck was made of steel, and the Twin Towers were made of neck bones.” She calls it what it is: “a psychological operation.”
Fox then pivots to Laurence Jones, who frames Erika Kirk’s viral moment as a righteous explosion against “nonsense” and “conspiracy theories.” He plays her clip — emphasizing her remarks about silence, grief, and defending TPUSA ...
NEW YORK, New York, December 11, 2025 — This montage captures the surreal moment Fox News delivered a coordinated, name-avoiding takedown of Candace Owens — blasting her, mocking anyone who questions the official FBI narrative, and defending Turning Point USA leadership with a level of emotional aggression normally reserved for political opponents. Fox refused to utter Owens’ name, yet every segment targeted her directly.
The video opens with Candace Owens pointing out the obvious: anyone asking basic questions is suddenly branded “evil.” She highlights the bizarre shift in tone, quoting a top viewer comment: “They want us to believe Charlie’s neck was made of steel, and the Twin Towers were made of neck bones.” She calls it what it is: “a psychological operation.”
Fox then pivots to Laurence Jones, who frames Erika Kirk’s viral moment as a righteous explosion against “nonsense” and “conspiracy theories.” He plays her clip — emphasizing her remarks about silence, grief, and ...
CANTON, Ohio — December 20, 2025 — Body-camera footage has revealed a chilling near-execution attempt inside a Walmart loss-prevention room, where a convicted felon pulled a gun on a police officer’s head and pulled the trigger — only for the weapon to fail.
The incident occurred around 1:45 p.m. Thursday at a Walmart on Atlantic Boulevard NE. A Canton Police Department officer had responded to a shoplifting call involving 21-year-old Shane Newman and 23-year-old Katerina Jeffrey and escorted the suspects to the store’s loss-prevention office.
Once inside, the encounter took a terrifying turn. Newman suddenly raised a handgun, aimed it directly at the officer’s head, and attempted to fire. The gun malfunctioned, sparing the officer’s life.
In an act of extraordinary courage, a Walmart asset-protection associate immediately tackled Newman, preventing a second attempt. The officer then subdued Newman and placed him under arrest. Body-camera ...
Austin, December 16, 2025 — Broadcaster Alex Jones delivered a mixed but pointed assessment of Candace Owens, criticizing her repeated implications surrounding Charlie Kirk’s murder while simultaneously defending her right to ask questions. Jones argued that Owens never explicitly accused Turning Point USA or its leadership, but instead “implied it seven ways to Sunday,” adding that compilations exist documenting those implications. He warned that claims denying such implications contradict the public record.
At the same time, Jones stressed that if he believed TPUSA or President Trump were involved, he would expose it without hesitation. He highlighted TPUSA’s rapid growth, noting hundreds of thousands of new signups and expanding campus chapters, and argued the organization is vital heading into upcoming elections. Jones said questioning the killing itself is legitimate, suggesting a possible FBI cover-up, but insisted many theories ...
Nashville, December 16, 2025 — Erika Kirk and podcaster Candace Owens met yesterday following weeks of public tension over claims Owens made regarding Charlie Kirk’s murder. Both women confirmed that the meeting lasted more than four hours and described it as highly productive. Erika emphasized that her goal was to protect those around her and ensure her team could have a peaceful holiday. “I’m not going to call names. I’m not going to insult. Everyone loved my husband and we’re all trying to figure out what happened. I trust that case,” she said.
Owens echoed the sentiment, saying the discussion helped clarify intentions and share information, easing tensions. She also announced that she will provide a full rundown of the conversation on her podcast on Tuesday. Both women indicated they expect more details to be shared publicly soon.
The immediate result of the meeting, according to sources, was a thawing of the previously heated exchanges, ...