D.C. (Dist. of Criminals), July 1, 2025 — Reporting live from the White House lawn, Fox News correspondent Peter Doocy confirmed that President Trump is moving full steam ahead with what’s being dubbed “Alligator Alcatraz,” a massive detention facility in the Florida Everglades designed to hold thousands of high-risk illegal immigrants and criminal detainees—surrounded, quite literally, by alligators.
“Alligators can actually run pretty fast, up to 35 miles an hour,” Doocy began. “Not for long, but long enough to be a problem for an escapee.” Moments before President Trump boarded Marine One for his trip to the new facility, Doocy asked him directly about the concept. Trump responded, “I guess that’s the concept. This is not a nice business… We’re gonna teach them how to run away from an alligator. Don’t run in a straight line—run like this. Your chances go up about 1%.”
The Department of Homeland Security has already embraced the theme, posting an image of real alligators wearing ICE hats to their official page on X (formerly Twitter). Legal challenges have emerged quickly, with groups like Friends of the Everglades and the Center for Biological Diversity filing suit. Their claim? The plan is “not only cruel” but “threatens the Everglades ecosystem that taxpayers have spent billions to protect.”
But Trump officials are brushing off the criticism. “Look,” said one source, “when you have illegal murderers, rapists, and heinous criminals in detention, yeah—we think alligators help deter escape attempts.”
The prison, situated on a 1968-era abandoned airfield, is no small experiment. “You’ve got 39 square miles of swamp,” Doocy explained. “You’ve got one road in, and only one way out—a deportation flight. There’s a 10,500-foot runway, 5,000 beds, and the entire area is completely surrounded by Everglades.”
Speaking on location, a Trump administration official added, “It’s a pretty cool site. A lot of concrete. We’ve been trying to think about what to do with it for years, and President Trump gave us the idea. He’s always liked the idea of reopening the original Alcatraz, but this might be better. There’s nowhere to go. Nowhere to hide.”
Detainees may start arriving as soon as today, and the funds used for this facility were reportedly diverted from migrant hotel placements in New York City. “It’s efficient. It’s effective. And it sends a message,” said one DHS official.
As for Trump, he seemed pleased by the unconventional deterrent strategy. “Alligators and snakes—this is not a nice business. But it works.”
Peter Doocy Reports: ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ Opens with 5,000 Beds, One Road Out, and Gators on Patrol
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Washington, D.C., July 15, 2025 — In a scathing off-the-cuff response to a reporter’s question on the White House lawn today, President Donald J. Trump tore into Senator Adam Schiff over explosive allegations of mortgage fraud that have resurfaced from a 2009 property deal in Maryland. Referring to Schiff as “one of the lowest of the low,” Trump called the former House Intelligence Chairman a “dishonest, crooked guy” and said he “would love to see him brought to justice.”
Trump was responding to a question regarding a reported investigation tied to Schiff’s misrepresentation of his Maryland residence as a “primary home” while serving in Congress from California. As revealed in a bombshell report Trump shared earlier on Truth Social, 🏦 Fannie Mae’s Financial Crimes Division has concluded that Schiff showed a “sustained pattern of possible Mortgage Fraud” over a span of more than a decade.
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Sacramento, July 14, 2025 — California Governor Gavin Newsom is lashing out after being called “NewScum,” claiming the nickname has spread so far that even his children are being mocked by their friends. In a candid appearance on a conservative podcast, Newsom seemed rattled and defensive, lamenting, “How do I explain that to my kid? Now I’ve got my kids’ friends calling my kids NewScum.”
But it wasn’t just hurt feelings on display—Newsom used his time on the show to deliver a full-throated defense of illegal immigration and attacked President Trump’s agenda, describing Trump’s tough border policies as “weakness masquerading as strength.” Referring to Border Patrol on horseback with flags at children’s soccer fields, Newsom snapped, “For what? Just toughness?” The Democrat governor framed such displays as political theater, not policy.
Newsom then pivoted to his controversial support of mixed-status and undocumented families, arguing that illegal immigrants are ...
New York, July 14, 2025 — One year after the near-assassination of Donald J. Trump in Butler, Pennsylvania, Fox News host Jesse Watters has revealed explosive new intel about the shooter—Thomas Matthew Crooks—and the Secret Service’s failure to act on critical warnings. Documents subpoenaed by the Senate show that the Biden administration’s Secret Service was alerted to a credible threat against Trump ten days before the shooting, yet failed to inform agents on the ground. Even more damning: a local counter-sniper spotted Crooks and his associates near the AGR building prior to the attack and notified the Secret Service, but the agency did nothing.
The new information confirms what many feared—that the assassination attempt was preventable.
The Butler rally was Crooks’ chosen site, and the roofline of the AGR building, which offered an open sniper vantage point, had already been identified by agents as a vulnerability. Still, there was no plan to secure it. Multiple Secret Service ...
D.C. (Dist. of Criminals), July 31, 2025 — In a shocking turn of events, newly declassified documents have exposed Hillary Clinton’s campaign efforts to frame Donald Trump with false ties to Russia during the 2016 election. The Senate Judiciary Committee released a 30-page annex revealing emails from a figure linked to George Soros' Open Society Foundation, which allegedly detailed how the Clinton campaign used manipulated intelligence, including Russian hackers, to discredit Trump.
The documents shed light on the FBI's dismissal of these claims as "not credible," despite being alerted to the possibility of political manipulation. The revelation fuels the ongoing investigation into the Trump-Russia narrative, which has already faced significant challenges.
Adding further weight to the investigation, a whistleblower from the intelligence community has come forward, claiming they tried to raise alarms about the manipulated intelligence. However,...
BIRMINGHAM, July 30, 2025 — Fox & Friends reports this morning that fans of the late heavy metal icon Ozzy Osbourne are filling the streets of Birmingham, England, for what’s being called the “last ride” of the Prince of Darkness. The legendary Black Sabbath frontman’s hearse is set to travel through the city center ahead of a private family funeral.
Fox News’ Greg Palkot, reporting live from London, described the event as a "Celebration of Life," with thousands of fans already gathered along the route. Many have traveled from across the UK and abroad to pay their respects to the pioneering voice of heavy metal.
Osbourne, who passed away one week ago at age 76 after a long battle with Parkinson’s disease, left an indelible mark on music history. Born and raised in Birmingham, he co-founded Black Sabbath in the late 1960s. The band quickly gained worldwide fame, especially in the United States, with Osbourne’s haunting vocals ...
Aberdeen, Scotland, July 29, 2025 — Trump Opens Scottish Golf Course, Says He “Stopped the War” Before Tee Time while he officially opened his latest golf course on Tuesday with a ribbon-cutting ceremony and a brisk round of golf, declaring it “an unbelievable development” before returning to Washington, D.C. to, in his words, “put out fires all over the world.”
Flanked by his sons Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr., Trump struck his first drive on the new course — which he named after his mother, Mary Anne MacLeod, a native of Scotland. The event blended celebration with statesmanship, as Trump briefly addressed global affairs, including a ceasefire agreement between Thailand and Cambodia.
“We’ll play it very quickly and then I go back to D.C. and we put out fires all over the world,” Trump said at the opening. “We did one yesterday, as you know, we stopped the war.” He called the ceasefire, which ended five days of border ...